The God of Trivial Things

Well , Bangalore has been a place close to my heart. The last year at the bangalore is the amazing part of all. Well I wanted to stay close to my office, though the rent was at the high end for a single person. I thought it was a worth while investment. Then Naveen, my school friend came in. I guess Naveen risked it to stay with me, It would be wonderful to hear this story from his side again. Well atlast he made it, Naveen came into the room, In came Rajasekhar along with him. I was happy. But little rajasekhar knew that me and naveen are the top 2 lazy people. He used to wake up early at 6, then naveen and when both of them go, i wake up. The routine was well placed for a year.

Then we started our doing antics. Our first experience was with the maid. Chi Chi... Read Our funny experience with the maid.. Our maid never made to clean the room. We never allowed her to enter our rooms, as we were always sleeping. Our hall was anyways filled with the monitor and shoes and books. There was not much left for the maid to clean. But still she was regular to attend in the first 5 days of the month.

We planned to recruit a cook along with the maid. But our maid revolted, had stopped washing clothes and dishes. She resigned from her well paid job. If properly calculated her wage per hour is more than what my papa earns. Our Cook caught this act well too, she never cooked well. I think she was learning how to cook by experimenting on us and she never graduated. She used to call us annas though she had a daughter of 5-6yrs.

Before this we used to deliver dinner to our home. Plantain leaf had a group of waiters who were dear friend of us, always made to reach us in time. And we indeed did give them a good tip. They always knew us and we had been served well enough.

Then it started with a bang. We wanted to change our lives on a nice sunday. With the motto of rajasekhar we started walking towards no end. I was the lazy bugger, naveen was eager as hell. I watched every mouth watering items. [See, I didnt mention food.] We were caught with the newly opened sapna book house. Unaware of what it looks like, we went in to explore the unexplored. [ Guys, Comeback .. We are in a bookstore]. And what do you expect us to do, We went straight headed to the children store.[ You guys again.. comeback] Rajasekhar wanted to buy some gifts. Funny We ended buying something for ourselves.

You know, what we bought a Monopoly Unlimited. We Ran back to home, to play.. hehe, It was raining. We Started the game with three players. I never heard monopoly with 3 players was this much fun. I am the unlucky person, always ended up either in jail or a hotel. But our business deals made even the ambanis look foolish. The fun was good until it was broken. As every good story has a vilan in it. We ended up in a brawl, because of incometax crash. We tried to update ourselves with real time and it ended up bad. Think what will happen to us in real world.

Then there some more interesting incidents like our mukie tv, we had plenty of fun watching the IPL withough any utterly worst comedy. We had a commentary for ourselves. Soon we lost playing Red in our TV. The lips of the heriones were black because of that. Yeah we didnt see anyone else. Nice times.

Our Movie streak at the end, was the funniest. We had like 200-300 movies in a span of 5-6 weeks. We were literally got tired and got fed up of movie. And then we went into our restaurant spree, Sad we didnt get it far enough. Family Guy, hehehehehehehe. Naveen literally hated it, guess how ethical naveen is. Rajasekhar didnt know its existence, I believe he is in netherworld i.e. other room. We always wondered what rajasekhar did in his room with his door bolted firmly. Never Knew What happened behing the closed doors.

It would be great to hear the same story from my Naveen and rajasekhar. Though I am the person with abilities to put masala in any script given.